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Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks


Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
To hide upside down in bowls of custard
Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?
Then it must work


How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?
Tell them there's custard in there


How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?
Yellow footprints in the egg tray


How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.


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