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That annoying time between naps.
stop to think, and forget to start again?
nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
obfuscation. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
is a rewording activity.
yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
me to introduce my selves
living through denial
just working here until a good fast food job opens up....
Panic. Disorder. My work here is done
many freaks not enough circuses
Well yes and no....
your train of thought have a caboose?
it time for your medication or mine?
thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck
do I set the laser printer to stun?
not tense, just terribly, terribly alert....
this day was a total waste of makeup.
bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?
- Sarcasm is just one more service we
my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
are just kids who owe money.
are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Off my planet!
have been made. Others will be blamed.
majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
- A cubicle is just a
padded cell without a door.
bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
wanted telepath: you know where to apply
just driving this way to get you mad.
honking, I'm reloading.
up and drive.
don't kill people, postal workers do.
me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
- If we aren't supposed
to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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