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A man was captured by cannibals. "What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"
"I was a newspaper man," came the reply.
"No, merely a sub-editor."
"Cheer up. Promotion awaits you. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."
Some Cannibal Shorties
- Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other:"Does this taste funny to you?"
- Two cannibals were sitting beside the fire after a sumptuous meal. One turned to the other and siad:"Your wife sure makes a good roast."
"Yeah, I'm really going to miss her."
- What is the title of the best-selling cannibal book?
"How To Serve Your Fellow Man."
- What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
- A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
- Did you hear about the cannibal student who was suspended from school for buttering up his teacher?
- Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant where dinner costs an arm and a leg?
- Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."
- What do cannibals do at a wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Last Updated October 6, 2003