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The Promotion

A man was captured by cannibals. "What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"
"I was a newspaper man," came the reply.
"An editor?"
"No, merely a sub-editor."
"Cheer up. Promotion awaits you. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."


Some Cannibal Shorties

  • Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other:"Does this taste funny to you?"

  • Two cannibals were sitting beside the fire after a sumptuous meal. One turned to the other and siad:"Your wife sure makes a good roast."
    "Yeah, I'm really going to miss her."

  • What is the title of the best-selling cannibal book?
    "How To Serve Your Fellow Man."

  • What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
    The cold shoulder.

  • A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

  • Did you hear about the cannibal student who was suspended from school for buttering up his teacher?

  • Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant where dinner costs an arm and a leg?

  • Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said:"I really hate my sister."
    The other said:"Well, just eat the noodles."

  • What do cannibals do at a wedding?
    They toast the bride and groom.


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    Last Updated October 6, 2003