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excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with
was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and
upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had
a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and
fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the craps.
son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also
excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and
misplaced his hip.
has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing
could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close
will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know
what size she wear.
excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper
off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
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