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  • What's got wings, feathers, and fangs?
    Count Duckula

  • What does an eagle like to write with?
    A bald-point pen.

  • Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
    A re-tail store!

  • What books did the owl like?
    Hoot-dunits!

  • What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark ?
    A bird that talks your ear off

  • How do lovebirds dance?
    Chick to chick.

  • What do you give a sick bird?
    Tweetment!

  • Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    Because it's too far to walk!

  • If a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a slanted roof, on which side will it fall?
    Neither side. Roosters don't lay eggs!

  • What figure is like a lost parrot?
    A polygon

  • Which animal grows down ?
    A duck.

  • What does a duck like to eat with soup?
    Quackers

  • Why do seagulls live near the sea?
    Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.

  • Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
    Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down.

  • Did you hear the story about the peacock ?
    No? but I heard it's a beautiful tale (tail)!

  • Whatdo you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?
    Roost beef!

  • What bird is always sad?
    The blue jay.




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