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  • Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
    A: Winnie the Pooh!

  • Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
    A: Fred bear!

  • Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
    A: A little bear!

  • Q: What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you?
    A: 3 after 1

  • Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
    A: It lives on ice!

  • Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
    A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!

  • Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
    A: Put him on stilts!

  • Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
    A: A polo bear!

  • Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
    A: Ready, teddy, go!


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