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  • What kind of bees hum and drop things?
    A fumble bee!

  • What did the bee say to the flower?
    Hello honey!

  • How does a queen bee get around her hive?
    She's throne!

  • What does the bee Santa Claus say?
    Ho hum hum!

  • What do bees chew?
    Bumble gum!

  • What does a bee say before it stings you?
    This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

  • What's a bee-line?
    The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

  • What is a baby bee?
    A little humbug!

  • Can bees fly in the rain?
    Not without their little yellow jackets!

  • Why did the bee started talking poetry?
    He was waxing lyrical!

  • What goes zzub, zzub?
    A bee flying backwards!

  • What are the cleverest bees?
    Spelling bees!

  • Why do bees buzz?
    Because they can't whistle!

  • What kind of bee can't be understood?
    A mumble bee!

  • What does a bee get at McDonalds?
    A humburger!

  • What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
    An aero-drone!

  • What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
    He's bee-witched!

  • Where do bees keep their money?
    In a honey box!

  • Why did the bees go on strike?
    Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

  • What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
    Swarm here isn't it!

  • What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?
    Bee-thoven!

  • Who writes books for little bees?
    Bee-trix Potter!

  • What's a bees favorite novel?
    The Great Gats-bee!



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