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  • Q:What do you call the outside of a hand green-egg?
    A: The bombshell!

  • Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
    A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-do!"

  • Q:Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
  • Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side!

  • Q:What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
    A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

  • Q:How long do chickens work?
    A: Around the cluck!

  • Q:Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
    A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

  • Q:What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
    A: They go on peck-nics!

  • Q:Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
    A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

  • Q:Is chicken soup good for your health?
    A: Not if you're the chicken!

  • Q:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A: To get to the other slide!

  • Q:Why did the turkey cross the road?
    A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

  • Q:Why did the rooster cross the road?
    A: To cock-a-doodle do something!

  • Q:Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
    A: He heard the referee calling fowls.

  • Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
    A: Because talk is cheep!

  • Q:What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
    A: A bird that lays down!

  • Q:What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
    A: An alarm cluck!

  • Q:Why don't chickens like people?
    A: They beat eggs!

  • Q:Why did the rooster run away?
    A: He was chicken!

  • Q:What happened when the chicken ate cement?
    A: She laid a sidewalk!

  • Q:What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
    A: She kicked the bucket!

  • Q:What do you call a crazy chicken?
    A: A cuckoo cluck!

  • Q:Why did the horse cross the road?
    A: Because the chicken needed a day off.

  • Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
    A: To get to the udder side!

  • Q:Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
    A: Because it ran out of cluck!

  • Q:What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
    A: Coop-cakes!

  • Q:What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
    A: An egg roll!

  • Q:Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
    A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

  • Q:Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
    A: Because he didn't have enough guts!

  • Q:What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
    A: She was tickled to death!

  • Q:What do chickens grow on?
    A: Eggplants!

  • Q:Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
    A: It wanted to get to the other site!

  • Q:Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
    A: Fry-day!

  • Q:What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
    A: It eggs-plodes.

  • Q:Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

  • Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
    A: To get to the shell station.

  • Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!

  • Q:What happened when the chicken slept under the car?
    A: She woke up oily next morning

Recommended Reading:

1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
by Michael Kilgarriff, Ltd Staff Ward Lock

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1000 Crazy Jokes for Kids
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