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time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
to fix the fence!
big, gray and flies straight up?
gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
gray and goes round and round?
elephant in a washing machine!
gray and highly dangerous?
elephant with a machine gun!
big and gray and lives in a lake in Scotland?
Loch Ness Elephant!
big and gray and has 16 wheels?
elephant on roller skates!
"One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"
do the elephants have short tails?
they can't remember long stories!
to you keep an elephant in suspense?
tell you tomorrow!
the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
the difference between an elephant and a banana?
you ever tried to peel an elephant?
the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
gooseberry is green!
- Teacher: " To
which family does the elephant belong?"
Pupil: " I
don't know, nobody I know owns one!"
do you spell elephant?
not how the dictionary spells it"
didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"
"Name six wild animals"
Pupil: " Four
elephants and two lions!"
do elephants sing at Christmas?
Noel-ephants... Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
roars with pain and the other pours with rain!
gray and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
elephant with hiccups!
- What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
elephant in a lift!
- What's as big as an elephant but weighs
should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
it's a baby elephant!
do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
your nose touches the ceiling!
do you call an elephant that flies?
A jumbo jet
did the elephant cross the road?
the chicken was having a day off!
do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold
their trunks up.
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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