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  • What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
    One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

  • What to you call a Russian flea?
    A Moscow-ito!

  • What insect runs away from everything?
    A flee!

  • What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
    Bugs Bunny!

  • How do you start an insect race?
    One, two, flea - go!

  • What do you call a cheerful flea?
    A hop-timist!

  • What did the clean dog say to the insect?
    Long time no flea!

  • What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
    Shall we walk home or take a dog?

  • What did the romantic flea say?
    I love you aw-flea!

  • Why did the stupid boy wear a turtleneck sweater?
    To hide his flea collar!

  • How to fleas travel?
    Itch hiking!

  • What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
    Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

  • How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
    Start from scratch!

  • What is a flea's favorite book?
    The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

  • Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
    "Why are we running so fast?" said one.
    Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

  • What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
    A space invader!

  • What is the most faithful insect?
    A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

  • What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
    Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!


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