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  • What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
    A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

  • Why did the fly fly?
    Because the spider spied 'er.

  • What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
    A firefly with a short circuit!

  • Which fly makes films?
    Stephen Speilbug!

  • If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
    The one in the sugar bowl!

  • Why were the flies playing football in sauce
    They where playing for the cup!

  • How do fireflies start a race?
    Ready steady glow!

  • What did one firefly say to the other?
    Got to glow now!

  • Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
    He was light fingered!

  • How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
    Put a pile of manure in the living room!


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