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  • What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
    A spinning wheel!

  • What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
    Darn it!

  • What is red and dangerous?
    Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

  • What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
    Your spinning me a yarn here!

  • What is a spiders favorite TV show?
    The newly web game!

  • Why are spiders like tops?
    They are always spinning!

  • What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
    I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

  • What do you call a big Irish spider?
    Paddy long legs!

  • Why did the spider buy a car?
    So he could take it out for a spin!

  • What does a spider do when he gets angry?
    He goes up the wall!

  • What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
    I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

  • What did the spider say to the fly?
    We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

  • Why are spiders good swimmers?
    They have webbed feet!

  • How do you spot a modern spider?
    He doesn't have a web he had a website!

  • What kind of doctors are like spiders?
    Spin doctors!

  • What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
    It became a daddy short legs!


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