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  • Why was the centipede late?
    Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

  • What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
    A walkie talkie!

  • What has 50 legs but cant walk?
    Half a centipede!

  • What is the definition of a caterpillar?
    A worm in a fur coat!

  • What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
    A caterpillar tractor!

  • What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
    You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

  • Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
    He took too long to put his boots on!

  • What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
    Turns over a new leaf!

  • What pillar doesn't need holding up?
    A caterpillar!

  • What does a cat go to sleep on?
    A caterpillow!

  • What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
    A centipede with a wooden leg!

  • What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
    Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

  • What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
    A centipede with athlete's foot!


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