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  • What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
    Close the door, I'm dressing!

  • Why was the ketchup last in the race?
    It couldn't ketch-up! 

  • Why did the cabbage win the race? 
    Because it was a-head!

  • What does Batman's mom call when she wants him to come in for dinner?
    DINNER dinner DINNER dinner, DINNER dinner DINNER dinner BATMAN!

  • What's the name of the little girl who went out saving wolves?
    Little Green Riding Hood

  • Who carries a basket, visits Grandma and steals her jeweler?
    Little Red Robin Hood

  • What were Tarzan's last words?
    Who greased the vine!

  • What do people do in clock factories?
    They make faces all day

  • Why did the tap dancer retire?
    He kept falling in the sink

  • Why did the boy wear a belt on his teeth?
    He couldn't find his braces

  • How does the biologist like to communicate? 
    With his cell phone!

  • What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
    You can't tuna fish

  • What's got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?
    A piano up a tree

  • What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
    A pink car-nation! 

  • What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
    A pink car-nation! 

  • What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
    An in-car-nation!

  • What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars? 
    A re-in-car-nation! 

  • Why did the crab get arrested?
    Because he was always pinching things

  • What do whales eat?
    Fish and ships.


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