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Kids Jokes > Kids Knock Knock Jokes. We are always in the process of updating our Knock Knock Jokes. If you have one or more that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.


  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Thistle who?
    Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Adolf Adolf who?
    Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

  • Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    I love.
    I love who?
    I don't know, you tell me!

  • Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Woo.
    Woo, who?
    Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Easter.
    Easter, who?
    The Easter Bunny.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Anna.
    Anna, who?
    Anna nother Easter Bunny!

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Moira. Moira, who?
    Moira Easter Bunnies.

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Howie.
    Howie, who?
    Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Ammonia
    Ammonia who?
    Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Mary lee
    Mary lee who?
    Mary lee we roll along

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Aardvark
    Aardvark who?
    Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    Is there an owl in here?

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Andy Green.
    Andy Green, who?
    Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Dwane.
    Dwane who?
    Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    A little old man who can't reach the doorbell

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Let us
    Let us who?
    Let us in and you will find out

  • Knock, knock
    Who's There?
    Ivan.
    Ivan who?
    Ivan to suck your blood!!

  • Knock, knock
    Who's There?
    Gorilla
    Gorilla Who?
    Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

  • Knock, knock
    Who's There?
    Cow-go
    Cow-go Who?
    No, Cow go MOO!!!

  • Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Centipede.
    Centipede who?
    Centipede on the Christmas tree.

  • Knock, knock,
    Who's there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in!!

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