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You Know You've Been Drinking Way Too Much Coffee When.....

  • Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  • You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
  • The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
  • Your so jittery that people use your hands to shake paint cans.
  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
  • Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
  • Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
  • When you call radio talk shows, they ask you to turn yourself down.
  • Your life goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
  • You channel surf faster without a remote.
  • You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  • You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
  • You short out motion detectors.
  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  • You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.
  • You're up to four heart attacks a day.
  • Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyd's of London.
  • You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.
  • You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
  • You think Columbia would be a great vacation destination!
  • You're passing everybody on the freeway when you suddenly realize: you left your car at home!

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