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Things Not To Say On Your First Date...
Copyright Greg Bulmash. 1996 - www.bulmash.com and www.brainhandles.com Used with permission - 2/18/2007.

  • I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

  • I used to come here all the time with my ex.

  • I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

  • Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

  • I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

  • And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

  • It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.


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    Last Updated February 18, 2007