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You Might Be a Dog Person If ...

  •  you can't see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside.
  •  you carry dog biscuits in your purse or pocket at all times.
  •  you have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies.
  •  you have little songs that you sing to your dog, and she always wags when you sing, even though you can't carry a tune.
  •  you like people who like your dog. You despise people who don't.
  •  your bedroom door has a doggie door
  •  you put an extra blanket on the bed so your dog can be comfortable.
  •  your dog owns more clothing and toys than your neighbor's children
  •  you sign and send birthday/anniversary/Christmas cards from your dog.
  •  you decide you might have kids so the dog will have playmates
  •  you talk about your dog the way other people talk about their kid.
  •  you tell your relatives you aren't coming unless the dogs are invited, too
  •  you'd rather stay home on Saturday night and cuddle your dog than go to the movies with your sweetie.
  •  you care more about getting your dog's supper ready on time than your spouse's.
  •  your dog eats cat poop, but you still let her kiss you
  •  you make your significant other sleep on the couch because there isn't enough room for the three of you.


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