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You Might Be A Physics Major If...

  •  it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
  •  the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
  •  you are completely addicted to caffeine. .
  •  you can translate English into Binary.
  •  you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
  •  you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
  •  you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
  •  you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
  •  you have a pet named after a scientist.
  •  you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
  •  you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
  •  you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
  •  you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
  •  you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
  •  you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
  •  you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator. .
  •  you understood more than five of these indicators.


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