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You Might Be a Runner If...

  •  you are not embarrassed to show someone where your hamstring "really" hurts.
  •  you can remember a time from a race 4 years ago, but you can't remember your friend's birthdays.
  •  you can use endorphins in a sentence.
  •  you check out the running stores for the new styles.
  •  you could watch a whole marathon and not be bored.
  •  you get excited when you hear that there is a new Gatorade flavor.
  •  you get up earlier to run on the weekends than you do for school/work.
  •  you have more T-shirts than a souvenir shop.
  •  you install hooks in your shower for wet running clothes.
  •  you know splits are something that not only cheerleaders care about.
  •  you not only know how you did in a race, but you know exactly how every other runner finished.
  •  you spend at least 25% of your income on running stuff.
  •  you think of distances in terms of mile repeats.
  •  you wear your running shorts underneath your work clothes so that you can quickly get running after work.
  •  you won't drive by any running store without a quick look inside.
  •  your friends know to never call you after 8:30 at night.
  •  you've seen Chariots of Fire at least 5 times.


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