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married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you
want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered
a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had
no faults at all.
know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on
Wednesday nights, and so does she.
got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I
asked for her number.
theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature.
theory is that men don't mature.
So you might as well marry a younger one.
difference between marriage and death?
Dead people are free.
The days just before
marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book
is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man
looks happy, we wonder why.
was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married,
and now he is going through hell.
was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got
married...and then it was too late!"
life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife
How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife
until he marries.
That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are
is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets
requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
The Engagement Ring
The Wedding Ring
** The Endu-Ring
guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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