Welcome to the Jokes N Jokes.Net
jokes, trivia, funny pictures and optical illusions

Jokes 'N Jokes
Battle of the Sexes and Gender Jokes

Joke Categories
Daily Joke
Bar Jokes
Top 10
Men vs Women
Work Place

The Dailies
Spirtual Wisdom

Funny Pics
The Quotes
Optical Illusions

Humor Links
Site Map


TV Video Store
Music Store
Book Store
Shoe Stores

alexa, alexa toolbar

Jokes > Battle of the Sexes and Gender Jokes

One Line Sums It Up...

  • Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

  • After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
    She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." 

  • Man is incomplete until he is married.
    Then he is finished.

  • Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

  • You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

  • I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

  • The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature.
    The new theory is that men don't mature.
    So you might as well marry a younger one.

  • The difference between marriage and death?
    Dead people are free.

  • The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book

  • Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

  • When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
    But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

  • There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
    They got married, and now he is going through hell.

  • There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

  • Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
    * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

  • It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

  • A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

  • Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
    Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

  • Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
    Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

  • A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

  • Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

  • Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

  • Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

  • Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
    ** The Engagement Ring
    ** The Wedding Ring
    ** The Suffe-Ring
    ** The Endu-Ring

  • First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

More Battle of the Sexes and Gender Jokes ==> Page  1   
Search the Internet with Google !!

Please Visit JNJ's Family of Stores
  • JNJ's Department Store   
  • JNJ's Book Store   
  • JNJ's Music Store   
  • JNJ's Electronics Store
  • JNJ's Sports and Outdoor Store   
  • JNJ's Toys and Games Store   

    Send comments and mail to: Webmaster@jokesnjokes.net

    Last Updated April 1, 2013

    We use third-party advertising companies to serve ads when you visit our Website. These companies may use information (not including your name, address email address or telephone number) about your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services of interest to you. If you would like more information about this practice and to know your choices about not having this information used by these companies, click here.