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Jokes > Women Jokes


  • How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
    11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...

  • How can you tell if your wife is dead?
    The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

  • How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

  • How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
    11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..

  • How many men does it take to please a woman.
    Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.

  • How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

  • Why do women close their eyes during sex?
    They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

  • What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
    A women who won't do what she's told.

  • Why did the woman cross the road?
    That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?

  • What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
    Kick her where the sun don't shine.

  • What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.

  • Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
    He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


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