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Politically Incorrect Jokes > Blonde One Liner Jokes
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  • Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
    They don't know the route.

  • What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
    "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

  • What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
    An Italian suppository.

  • Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
    From eating with forks. 

  • Why don't blondes double recipes?
    The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

  • Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
    They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

  • Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
    They can't remember the number.
    OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

  • What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
    A brunette with bad breath

  • What does a blonde make best for dinner?
    Reservations.

  • What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
    Air bubbles.

  • What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
    Divorcee'

  • What does a blonde owl say?
    What, what?

  • What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
    A brain tumor.

  • What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
    Gifted!

  • How do blonde brain cells die?
    Alone.

  • What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
    Pregnant.

  • What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
    Artificial intelligence.

  • Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
    Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

  • Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
    She'd just dyed her hair.
    OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

  • Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
    It takes too long to retrain them.


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