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  • What do rednecks call duct tape?
    Chrome.

  • What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
    On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

  • Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
    She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

  • What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
    Nice tooth!

  • Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
    The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

  • What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
    Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.

  • Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
    17 and under are not admitted.

  • What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
    A full set of teeth.

  • Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?
    Almost took out the whole trailer park.

  • A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
    When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.

  • How can you tell if a redneck is married?
    There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

  • What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
    In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

  • Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

  • What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
    A documentary.

  • What do they call it in Kentucky?
    "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

  • How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
    Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

  • Why did God invent armadillos?
    So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.


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