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- What do rednecks call duct tape?
- What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific
name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
- Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust
for his beloved widow?
can't touch it till she's fourteen.
the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
you hear about the new 3 million dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.
do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in
is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.
do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
and under are not admitted.
do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
full set of teeth.
you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?
took out the whole trailer park.
new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.
can you tell if a redneck is married?
is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.
the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
do they call it in Kentucky?
Styles of the Rich and Famous."
many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
did God invent armadillos?
rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.
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