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there's a flea in my soup!
tell him to hop it.
what's this fly doing in my soup?
like the breast-stroke to me, sir.
my plate's wet!
not wet, sir - that's the soup!
send the chef here. I wish to complain about this disgusting meal.
afraid you'll have to wait, sir. He's just popped out for his dinner.
do you call this a three-course meal?
right, sir. Two chips and a pea.
this soup tastes funny?
why don't you laugh?
there's a dead fly in my soup.
do you expect for $1 - a live one?
there's a bird in my soup.
all right, sir. It's bird's nest soup.
there's a dead beetle in my soup.
sir, they're not very good swimmers.
there's a fly in my soup!
keep quiet about it or everyone will want one...
this coffee tastes like mud!
not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago.
this coffee tastes like soap.
that must be tea, sir. The coffee tastes like glue.
this coffee is way too strong!
complain, sir. You may be old and weak yourself some day.
your tie is in my soup!
all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
your thumb's in my soup!
all right, sir, it's not hot.
what's this in my soup?
not sure, sir, I can't tell one bug from another.
do you serve crabs?
down, sir - we serve anyone.
have you got asparagus?
don't serve sparrers and my name is not Gus!
why have you given me my dinner in a feedbag?
head waiter says you eat like a horse.
there's a dead fly in my soup!
sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
this bun tastes of soap.
right, sir - it's a bathbun.
there's a twig in my soup.
Yes, sir, we've got
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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