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You have to pass through a metal detector to get inside.
The choir performs "A Mighty Fortress is Our God" - as a polka!
They believe that an elected official attending religious services is
a violation of the separation of Church and state.
A week before Christmas the pastor announces the church will
be "closed for the holidays."
The missions budget just got cut in half, but the church treasurer
just bought a new Harley.
New "Purpose-Driven" mission statement includes vague reference
On your second Sunday as a visitor they ask you to be their pastor.
On the offering envelopes is printed "Please make checks payable
directly to the pastor."
The organist is Boris Karloff or appears to be his stunt double.
The floral arrangement on the altar is in the shape of a big horseshoe...
that reads "Hollywood Park."
Everyone is handcuffed together at the ankles before preaching starts.
You are the only person in the sanctuary and it's 15 minutes after church
is scheduled to start.
The confessional has a coin slot and a hand lever.
The baptismal fount has bubbling water, is large enough to hold two or
three seated adults, and looks suspiciously like a Jacuzzi.
Bill Clinton is the speaker of the day and his topic is "Morality In America - How To Be A Shining
The minister falls asleep while delivering his own sermon.
The ushers passing around the offering basket are wearing ski masks.
The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss version.
The Choir wears black leather robes.
The offering plate has been passed three times and the sermon
hasn't even begun yet.
When the choir sings, the dogs outside begin to howl, and are closer to being in
New member candidates are required to submit W-2's for the last 5 years. The
media refers to the church facilities as a "compound".
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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