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Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !
- Why was the head
teacher worried ?
Because there were so many rulers in the school !
I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
I tried, but there was someone already there !
If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
What is "can't" short for ?
Can not miss.
and what is "don't" short for
Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph
Why are you standing on your head ?
I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !
That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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