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and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said
go to bed with anyone crazier than you.
person is as big as the things that make him angry.
every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This
person must be fired.
every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.
may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life.
best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.
may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
sense is not that common.
all else fails, read the instructions.
no longer loves company. Nowadays, it insists on it.
the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
When you are over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than
expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.
help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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