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Wit and Wisdom Jokes > Words of Wisdom and Observations on Life


  • Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

  • Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

  • People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

  • Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.

  • A person is as big as the things that make him angry.

  • In every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be fired.

  • Everything depends.

  • For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

  • All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.

  • Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.

  • You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

  • If you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life.

  • The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.

  • Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

  • Common sense is not that common.

  • When all else fails, read the instructions.

  • Misery no longer loves company.  Nowadays, it insists on it.

  • If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.

  • Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

  • Observation: I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

  • Observation: The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets.

  • Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

  • Observation: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

  • Observation: When you are over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

  • Observation: A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

  • Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.


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