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Quotes and Comments from and about Bosses

  • "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

  • A motivational sign at work:
    The beatings will continue until morale improves. 

  • A direct quote from the Boss: 
    "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

  • My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory.

  • My Boss said to me, "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."

  • My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.

  • He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

  • Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.

  • Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution:
    " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

  • HR Manager to job candidate:
    "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."

  • Quote from telephone inquiry:
    "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.


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