Christmas is right around the corner, and you know what that means? Happiness and glee! After all, tis the season for unlimited joy and some super cool toys. But, it would not be complete without our loving friends and family. Sitting together opening up presents while reminiscing about the good old days. That of course includes swapping Christmas jokes to see who can get the biggest laugh.
Our below list of Ho-Ho-Hilarious Christmas Knock, Knock Jokes will help spark your holiday spirit. Don’t forget to jot down those which tickle your fancy and make you the life of the party. They will have both young and young at heart laughing tears of joy. We hope these knock-knock jokes help brighten up your day.
Best Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes
1. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ant. Ant who? The Antarctic is waiting near the pole.”
2. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Murray. Murray who? Murray Christmas, one and all!”
3. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!”
4. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? Angel on high of my Christmas tree.”
5. “Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very Merry Christmas!”
6. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!”
7. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you.”
8. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas. Of course!”
9. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow-time to waste. It’s Christmas!”
10. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cole. Cole who? Cole isn’t what i need in my stocking this year.”
11. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima dreaming of a white Christmas.”
12. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas you!”
13. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa, Santa who? Santa Claus, of course!”
14. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hope. Hope who? I hope you have a very Merry Christmas!”
15. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska Santa for a new bike this year.”
16. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kanya Kanya who? Kanya help me find a Christmas tree.”
17. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Alex. Alex who? Alex Santa if he would like to come to our Christmas party this year.”
18. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place where I can put the Christmas trees?”
19. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho Ho. Ho Ho who? Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas.”
20. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Wanda. Wanda who? I Wanda what decorations to put up this year for Christmas!”
21. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona special Christmas ornament.”
22. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya give my address of Santa Claus?”
23. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabell. Isabell who? Is a jingle bell ringing?”
24. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? It looks like rain, deer!”
25. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? It looks like rain, deer!”
26. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little more time to decorate the house for Christmas.”
27. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima excited for Christmas!”
28. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer!”
29. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the perfect place to hang the Christmas wreath.”
30. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Rudolph. Rudolph who? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Duh!”
31. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary and Abby. Mary and Abby who? Mary Christmas and Abby year.”
32. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Tank! Tank who? Tank you for my Christmas present!”
33. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Forzee. Forzee who? Forzee thousandth time, don’t play with those French Christmas decorations.”
34. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pika. Pika who? Pika day for us to exchange Christmas presents.”
35. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood Who? I Sherwood like to get lots of presents this year.”
36. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven seen you since the Christmas party last year.”
37. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elves. Elves who? Elves that need directions to the North Pole!”
38. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? That’s. That’s who? That’s a lot of gifts!”
39. “Fozzie. Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, will you keep away from the tree.”
40. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Freddy. Freddy who? Freddy to open your presents?”
41. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys not me who got coal this Christmas!”
42. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gabe. Gabe who? Last Christmas I Gabe you my heart.”
43. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sea. Sea Who? Sea, it’s Santa!”
44. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hanna. Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree!”
45. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bella. Bella who? Jingle Bella, jingle Bella, Oh.”
46. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana go see Santa.”
47. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harold. Harold who? Hark the Harold Angels Sing!”
48. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ape. Ape who? I’ve apresent for you.”
49. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up, we’re opening the gifts.”
50. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rain. Rain who? Rudolph the red nose raindeer.”
51. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?”
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52. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.”
53. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dad. Dad who? Feliz navidad!”
54. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again.”
55. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? How. How who? How does Santa know my name?”
56. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? How. Alice. Alice who? Alice in the winter wonderland.”
57. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Norway. Norway who? There is Norway for kissing under the mistletoe!”
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58. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy see what I see! A sled on the roof.”
59. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa Who? Why are you at the door? We have a chimney!”
60. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art Who? Art you ready for Christmas?”
61. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow.”
62. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Squeamish. Squeamish who? Squeamish you a Merry Christmas.”
63. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben Who? Ben waiting for Christmas all year!”
64. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tree. Tree who? Tree wise men.”
65. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Decora. Decora who? Decorating the Christmas tree.”
66. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? I wanda know what you’re doing for Christmas.”
67. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Heart. Heart Who? I’m having a heart time choosing presents!”
68. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey knows how long is it until Santa gets here?”
69. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold Who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating.”
70. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Candy cane. Candy cane who? Better put that candy cane on the Christmas tree or I’ll eat it.”
71. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ginger. Ginger who? It’s me! The Gingerbread Man!”
72. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut open up any presents before Christmas day.”
73. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Tank. Tank who? Santa says Tank you for the cookies and milk!”
74. “Knock Knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elfant likes peanuts for Christmas.”
75. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Christmas cookies!”
76. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Ice. Ice who? Ice some yummy Christmas cookies.”
77. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any Christmas cookies left?”
78. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you miss my amazing Christmas cake this year.”
79. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce enjoys some hot cocoa and yuletide cookies.”
80. “Knock! Knock! Who is there? Snow. Snow who? It’s snow use. I can’t bake this cake or the cookies!”
81. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? — Pizza — Pizza who? — Pizza on earth and goodwill towards men!”
82. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alma. Alma Who? Alma Christmas cookies are gone.”
83. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peppermint. Peppermint who? Peppermint sticks for old Santa Nick.”
84. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding presents in my Christmas stocking.”
85. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher Who? I could Gopher a cup of hot chocolate right about now.”
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Summary
Ho, ho, ho, how did you like those Christmas Knock! Knock! jokes?
We hope they tickled your fancy and filled you with the Christmas spirit. May you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Finally, see hilarious jokes to ring in the new year!
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