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The Funniest Easter Jokes

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The Funniest Jokes about Easter

Easter is a Christian holiday that celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ.  It is celebrated on the first Sunday after the first full moon after the vernal equinox. The date of Easter varies from year to year, but it always falls between March 22 and April 25.

The first mention of an Easter Bunny was in 1682, when German Protestants were forbidden from celebrating Christmas because they were considered too Catholic. They needed a new holiday to celebrate and so they created one called Ostern (German for “Easter”).

The Germans believed that rabbits laid eggs and so they used them as symbols of fertility at this time of year. The Easter Bunny is a rabbit that delivers eggs to children on Easter. The tradition of the Easter Bunny is thought to have originated in Germany, but it has spread all over the world.

Easter is also a lighter more fun holiday in which kids usually have an Easter egg hunt and enjoy some candies and some jokes too.

Today, I have my favorite Easter jokes to share with you!

My Favorite Easter Jokes

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

Nice gnawing you

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get beat up!

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 Carrot Gold

What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?

Eggshausted

Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?

He wanted to be a smarty pants

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Because they are eggs-tinct

Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?

It’s a tender tail

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?

Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?

In his Easter casket

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?

Tired

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Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Hare-obics

What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?

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You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses

How can you make Easter preparations go faster?

Use the eggs-press lane!

Why is the Easter Bunny so smart?

He’s an egghead

Where does Christmas come before Easter?

The dictionary!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

A funny bunny

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?

Put an “i” where the “t” is

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

He was eggspelled!

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What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?

Jelly beans

What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?

A honey bunny

Where does Easter take place every year?

Where eggs marks the spot!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!

Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?

He gets them from an eggplant

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?

Johns Hopkins

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because he was a little chicken

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Hare mail

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Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!

Why are people always tired in April?

Because they’ve just finished a March

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!

How does Easter end?

With an “R”!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

A bunion

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?

From scratch

Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?

The bunny hill

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking the eggs!

How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?

On hare planes

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Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?

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How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?

He gets hopping mad

How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Hare spray

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

A runny bunny

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop!

Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?

Because he was having a bad hare day

Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

Because he is too young to drive!

What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?

A sock hop!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?

He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season.

Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?

The outside

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

Why are bunnies the luckiest animals?

Because they each have four lucky rabbits’ feet!

What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?

A hare-brain!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?

The bunny hop

What do you call a line of rabbit’s jumping backward?

A receding hare-line

What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding?

Went on a nice bunnymoon

What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday?

Hoppy birthday

What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?

Fry-day

Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?

Because his TV was scrambled!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Just look for the gray hares

What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?

It was eggs-cellent

Would February March?

No, but April May

What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate bunny

What do you call a bunny with money?

A millionhare

What do you call a zen egg?

An ommmmmmlet.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

Basket-ball.

Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?

For hare-assment

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

Basket-ball

How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?

With hare conditioning

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

Where did the Easter

Bunny go for a new tail?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

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A new dye-job

What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny?

I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears!

What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?

Hopscotch

Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?

It needed an eggs-terminator!

Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?

Because an egg beater!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.

What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?

An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?

What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain?

Get wet.

Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!

Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?

She said there was a hare in her soup.

What do you call a Transformer Bunny?

Hop-timus Prime.

What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?

Bunny Tales

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn’t have the hare fare

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.

What stories do eggs tell their children?

Yolk tales

What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear?

An eggsplanation

Why was the Easter egg so strict?

He was hard-boiled

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What do baby ducks have for lunch?

Soup and quackers

What did one Easter egg say to the other?

Heard any good yolks today?

What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?

They’re both famous for stuffing baskets

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?

Albunny, New York

Why did the jelly bean go to school?

Because he really wanted to be a Smartie

What kind of vegetable is angry?

A steamed carrot!