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The Funniest Fossil Jokes

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Funniest Fossil Jokes

Fossils are the remains or traces of ancient plants and animals that have been preserved in the earth. Fossils can be found all over the world, but they are most common in places where there was once a lot of water, such as near lakes, rivers, and oceans.

Fossils are a very important part of our history. They provide us with information about how we evolved and what life on earth was like before humans existed. Fossils can be found all over the world in different conditions. Some are still buried deep in the ground while others have been exposed for a long time due to erosion or tectonic movement.

Fossil jokes are quite rare. Today we have the funniest ones to share with you…enjoy!

The Funniest Fossil Jokes

I’m a tour guide at a museum.

When I told a group that the fossil they were looking at was 65 million years and 3 weeks old, they asked me where the 3 weeks came from.

I said well it was 65 millions years old when I was hired here, and that was 3 weeks ago.

Scientists thought they had found a limb of an ancient hominid
…but it was just a fossil arm.

The other day I found this literal fossil of a PC…
It had about a trilobyte of storage on it!

What do you call it when a boomer pushes their broken car down the road?
Fossil fuel

What is the relationship between an old fossil and a paleontologist called?
Carbon Dating

Here’s a step by step guide to becoming a fossil
Step One : Die