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The Silliest Spider Jokes

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Spider Jokes

Spider jokes are generally very silly ones. Kids love them for a bunch of reasons. They are silly, they are simple and they are often about other things that don’t have to do with spiders. They often involve puns and other types of innuendo.

The Silliest Spider Jokes

One Liner and Short Spider Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A spinning wheel!

How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn’t have a web he had a website

What do you call a hundred spiders on a tire?
A spinning wheel

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
Darn it!

What’s black and white and red all over?
A newspaper!

What is red and dangerous?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
Your spinning me a yarn here!

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game!

Why are spiders like tops?
They are always spinning!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs

What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!

Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

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What did the spider say to the fly?
We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!

How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn’t have a web he had a website!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!

How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn’t have a web he had a website!

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What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!

Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…!

A spider walks into a bar. He sees a fly on the counter and says “Hey, I’ll bet you ten bucks I can make that fly laugh.”
The fly laughs. The spider says “Ha! You lose.”
The fly replies “No, you lose because I’m not a spider!”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
The newly web game

What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it’s full of dates!

  Observations on Life

Why did the silly racecar driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did the spider say to the fly?
We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!