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The Buzziest Bee Jokes

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Today I’ve rounded up my favorites jokes about bees. Bees Make Honey and who doesn’t love honey?

These silly jokes will make you smile. So enjoy the jokes, puns and one liners!

The Best Bee Jokes

One Liner and Short Bee Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee!

What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello honey!

How does a queen bee get around her hive?
She’s throne!

What bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee!

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine!

What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee!

What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee!

What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries?
A bramble bee!

Who is the bees favorite pop group?
The bee gees!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
An animal that stinks and stings!

Who is the bees favorite singer?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon!

What did the spider say to the bee?
Your honey or your life!

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Who is a bee’s favorite painter?
Pablo Beecasso!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Beacuse of the honey combs!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A bee is an aeroplane.

Why do bees hum?
Because they’ve forgotten the words!

What’s a bees favorite flower?
A bee-gonias!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at a buzz stop!

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What is the bees favorite film?
The Sting!

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A hum dinger!

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What TV station do bees watch?
Bee bee c one!

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself!

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A humdred!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
Because they kept droning on and on!

Where do bees go on holiday?

What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe!

What does the bee Santa Claus say?
Ho hum hum!

What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!

What does a bee say before it stings you?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What’s a bee-line?
The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

What do you call a bee that can’t quit talking?

What is a baby bee?
A little humbug!

Can bees fly in the rain?
Not without their little yellow jackets!

Why did the bee started talking poetry?
He was waxing lyrical!

What would bears be without bees?
Just ears.

What is a swarm of really small queen bees called?
The royal wee.

What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards!

What are the cleverest bees?
Spelling bees!

What do bees chew?
Bumble gum!

What do you call a bee with messy hair?
A Frizz-bee.

Why do bees buzz?
Because they can’t whistle!

What kind of bee can’t be understood?
A mumble bee!

What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
It’s on the sylla-buzz

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Where do worker bees go on vacation?

What does a bee get at McDonalds?
A humburger!

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?
An aero-drone!

What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him?
He’s bee-witched!

Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box!

Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What did the bee to the other bee in summer?
Swarm here isn’t it!

What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?

Why was the bee so hard to understand?
It was a mumble bee.

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What buzzes, is black and yellow, and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
A bee flying backwards.

What do unionized bees ask for?
More honey and shorter working flowers.

If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What does a bee use to style her hair?
Her honey comb, of course.

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
It had hives.

What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber?
They like Sting.

What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet?
A bee on an airplane.

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Who writes books for little bees?
Bee-trix Potter!

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What’s a bees favorite novel?
The Great Gats-bee!

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