The unicorn is well known as one of the most magical animals in the world and today we are sharing some of the silliest unicorn jokes mostly for kids. This content is appropriate for everyone, including the youngest kids.
So if you have someone in your family who loves unicorns, or even if you have a strong dislike, we promise you will smile and probably laugh after you check out the jokes below. Enjoy!
The Silliest Unicorn Jokes – Clean Fun for the Whole Family!
What did the baby unicorn say to her mommy?
Where’s pop corn?
Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude?
She always said neigh.
What street do unicorns live on?
Why did the unicorn cross the road?
Because it wanted to see its neighbours.
What did the mythical creature serve at his barbecue?
Unicorn on the cob
What do you get if you cross a unicorn and a cow?
What looks like half a unicorn?
The other half
How do you find a unicorn?
You can’t find one, they are imaginary!
What is the best way to make a unicorn feel good?
Feed them lots of sugar.
What card game do unicorns play?
Which state do unicorns like most?
What do unicorns call their dad?
If hay is for horses, what’s for unicorns?
Why did the unicorn want to join the school band?
So he could wear a uni-form.
What do you call a unicorn who got a flu shot?
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Why’d the little unicorn get sent to bed without supper?
She wouldn’t stop horsing around at the dinner table
Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player?
He knew all the uni-chords.
Why do unicorns like silly jokes?
Because they’re uni-corny.
Where do naughty unicorns go?
Unicorns never horse around — they get right to the point.
How do unicorns get to the park?
On a unicycle.
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
What do unicorn moms bake on Sunday?
Where did the unicorn gallop off to after the thunderstorm?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack?
How does the unicorn display the spoils from her Fall harvest?
With a unicornicopia
Unicorns are real; they’re just big, grey, and called rhinos.
What do you call a scary unicorn?
Why do unicorns listen to polkas?
They like to hear unicordians.
What’s the best type of story to tell a runaway unicorn?
A tale of whoa!
What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn?
What was the unicorns favorite type of a story?
A fairy tail.
What do you call a unicorn with large eyelashes?
Where do unicorns go to ride the merry go round?
What game should you never play with a unicorn?
What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?
One is a magical creature found in little girls’ dreams and the other is just a unicorn
What do unicorns eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a unicycle and a cob of corn?
You get a unicorn.
What do you call a fancy unicorn?
Why did the princess prefer her unicorn to her pony?
Her pony horsed around too much.
What is the unicorn’s favorite sport?
What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Which side of a unicorn has the most hair?
How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house?
They leave glitter everywhere!
Why can you always trust what a unicorn says?
They’re no bull.
What’s the difference between a unicorn and an honest politician?
Nothing. They’re both fictional characters.
What did the unicorn say when it fell?
I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup.
Why did the unicorn run across the road?
To get to the other side!
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