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Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein is a novel by Mary Shelley. It was published in 1818 and tells the story of a scientist who creates life and then loses control of his creation. The novel is considered to be one of the first science fiction novels ever written. It has had a huge impact on popular culture, inspiring many movies, TV shows, and even video games.

He has become a well known monster in popular culture to children and adults alike.

Today we have a Monster Collection (pun intended!) of Frankenstein Jokes.

The  Funniest Frankenstein Jokes

What soap opera did Frankenstein watch every day?
The Bolt and the Beautiful

Dr. Frankenstein entered a competition.

It was a bodybuilding competition. It wasn’t until it was too late that he realised he really misunderstood the objectives!

Why couldn’t Frankenstein go to school with the witch?
He couldn’t spell

Why did Frankenstein go to the dance?
To see the boogie man

What tops off Frankenstein’s ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream

How did Frankenstein get around town?
He drove a monster truck

What does Frankenstein do as soon as the school bell rings?
He bolts

What tree-monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine

What is Frankenstein’s favorite baseball team?
The Frankees

Who brings the Transylvanian monsters their babies?
Frankenstork

Why was Frankenstein going to a psychiatrist?
One of his screws was loose

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Why does Frankenstein love Halloween?
He fits right in

How did Frankenstein know his future?
He read his horror-scope

Why did Frankenstein the monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks

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How does Frankenstein sit in a chair?
Bolt upright

What was Frankenstein’s favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek

What was Frankenstein’s favorite dessert?
Ice-Scream

Why was Frankenstein always wandering around the countryside?
He was trying to get a phone signal

What do you call a serious talk between the monster and Victor?
A Frank discussion

Why did Frankenstein talk so loud?
He was just animated

How does Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolts it down

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Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the camping store?
He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping bags

How can you stop Frankenstein from charging?
Take away his credit card

Why was Frankenstein paid so much to race cars?
He was always the Victor

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein

What does Frankenstein do before going to bed on Christmas eve.
Hangs shockings by the fireplace

What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein!

Why is Frankenstein such a good clown?
He can put you in stitches

What is Frankenstein’s favorite summertime food?
Frankenfurters

What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A Lab

What did Frankenstein say after being struck by lightning?
I needed that

How does Frankenstein start his day?
With a shock of lightning

What is Frankenstein’s favorite song?
The Monster Mash.

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Why was Frankenstein in jail?
He couldn’t deny the charge

Where did Frankenstein go shopping for new parts?
The gross-ery store

Where did Frankenstein’s baby stay during the day?
Day-scare

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Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all.
The Village People

Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
His can’t get past the airport metal detector

What kind of books did Frankenstein like to read?
Ones with cemetery plots

How did the newspapers describe the day Frankenstein was created?
They said it was shocking

Who did Frankenstein take to the castle dance?
His ghoul friend

What does the bride of Frankenstein put in her hair?
Scare spray.

What kind of makeup does the Bride of Frankenstein wear?
Mas-scare-a

Why wasn’t the Bride of Frankenstein called a monster?
Because she was a WoMonster

What was Frankenstein complaining about?
He had a pain in the neck

Who is Frankenstein’s favorite character in the “Cars” movies?
Lightning McQueen

What does Frankenstein put on his hot wings?
Franks Red Hot Sauce

Why does Frankenstein hurt so many people’s feelings?
He’s too Frank

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