Frankenstein is a novel by Mary Shelley. It was published in 1818 and tells the story of a scientist who creates life and then loses control of his creation. The novel is considered to be one of the first science fiction novels ever written. It has had a huge impact on popular culture, inspiring many movies, TV shows, and even video games.
He has become a well known monster in popular culture to children and adults alike.
Today we have a Monster Collection (pun intended!) of Frankenstein Jokes.
The Funniest Frankenstein Jokes
What soap opera did Frankenstein watch every day?
The Bolt and the Beautiful
Dr. Frankenstein entered a competition.
It was a bodybuilding competition. It wasn’t until it was too late that he realised he really misunderstood the objectives!
Why couldn’t Frankenstein go to school with the witch?
He couldn’t spell
Why did Frankenstein go to the dance?
To see the boogie man
What tops off Frankenstein’s ice cream sundae?
How did Frankenstein get around town?
He drove a monster truck
What does Frankenstein do as soon as the school bell rings?
What tree-monster prowls the forest?
What is Frankenstein’s favorite baseball team?
Who brings the Transylvanian monsters their babies?
Why was Frankenstein going to a psychiatrist?
One of his screws was loose
Why does Frankenstein love Halloween?
He fits right in
How did Frankenstein know his future?
He read his horror-scope
Why did Frankenstein the monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks
How does Frankenstein sit in a chair?
What was Frankenstein’s favorite party game?
What was Frankenstein’s favorite dessert?
Why was Frankenstein always wandering around the countryside?
He was trying to get a phone signal
What do you call a serious talk between the monster and Victor?
A Frank discussion
Why did Frankenstein talk so loud?
He was just animated
How does Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolts it down
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the camping store?
He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping bags
How can you stop Frankenstein from charging?
Take away his credit card
Why was Frankenstein paid so much to race cars?
He was always the Victor
What do you call a clever monster?
What does Frankenstein do before going to bed on Christmas eve.
Hangs shockings by the fireplace
What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can’t mash Frankenstein!
Why is Frankenstein such a good clown?
He can put you in stitches
What is Frankenstein’s favorite summertime food?
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
What did Frankenstein say after being struck by lightning?
I needed that
How does Frankenstein start his day?
With a shock of lightning
What is Frankenstein’s favorite song?
The Monster Mash.
Why was Frankenstein in jail?
He couldn’t deny the charge
Where did Frankenstein go shopping for new parts?
The gross-ery store
Where did Frankenstein’s baby stay during the day?
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all.
The Village People
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
His can’t get past the airport metal detector
What kind of books did Frankenstein like to read?
Ones with cemetery plots
How did the newspapers describe the day Frankenstein was created?
They said it was shocking
Who did Frankenstein take to the castle dance?
His ghoul friend
What does the bride of Frankenstein put in her hair?
What kind of makeup does the Bride of Frankenstein wear?
Why wasn’t the Bride of Frankenstein called a monster?
Because she was a WoMonster
What was Frankenstein complaining about?
He had a pain in the neck
Who is Frankenstein’s favorite character in the “Cars” movies?
What does Frankenstein put on his hot wings?
Franks Red Hot Sauce
Why does Frankenstein hurt so many people’s feelings?
He’s too Frank
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