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The Funniest RV Jokes

RV Jokes

RVs are an abbreviation for recreational vehicles. They are also known as motor homes or motor coaches. RVs can be either self-propelled, towed behind another vehicle, or pushed by a person. They are movable dwellings that can be used as temporary residences, long-term residences, and even hotels on wheels.

RVs are a type of vehicle that can be used for a variety of purposes. They are known to be the perfect vehicle for people who want to go on a vacation and explore the country. RVs come in various shapes and sizes, and they are usually equipped with everything you need for your trip.

We can say that RVs are one of the most popular modes of transportation when it comes to vacations because they allow you to sleep in your own bed while traveling from one place to another. They have been around since the 1930s when they were created to provide housing for people who were in the military and needed a mobile home that could be transported by truck from one place to another. In the 1950s and 1960s they became popular with families who wanted to travel in comfort while still being able to live in a home environment.

There are a lot of RV jokes. They are a bit “old school” – meaning lots of silly humor that is safe for the whole family.

The Funniest Jokes about RV’s and RV Owners

We have the funniest, most hilarious short and long form jokes about RV’s. Enjoy!

One Liner Jokes about RV’s and Campers

Slogan: What happens in the camper stays in the camper!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? RV. RV who? C’mon, RV there yet!?

Why didn’t the elephant carry a suitcase on his RV trip? Because he already had a trunk!

My trailer park party went off without a hitch. No one showed up!

Once you’ve seen a lion eat a camper, you’ve seen ’em maul.

What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain? Van Hailin’

What do you call an RV that won’t start? A broken down car.

When you’re not in your RV, you’ll be missing out on a lot of jokes. Here are some of the best ones:

What do you call a person who drives an RV? A RVer!

What’s the difference between a caravan and an RV? A caravan has more than one horse!

What’s the difference between an RV and a refrigerator? A refrigerator has more room.

Why is the RV so obedient? Because it goes where it’s towed!

What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winne-bagel.

I just downloaded Willie Nelson’s greatest hits in my Winnebago, and I just can’t wait to get on the road again.

RV Story Jokes

The Parrot That Wouldn’t Shut Up

Marty, an RVer from Portland, travels in his motorhome with a talkative but foul-mouthed parrot. One day in a campground near Albuquerque, New Mexico, the bird’s swearing got to be too much. So Marty grabbed it by the throat and yelled “Stop it!” But only minutes later, the bird was swearing again.

The next day, the bird yelled so loudly that the couple next door in a big fifth wheel stopped by to demand its silence. Desperate, Marty locked the bird in a kitchen cabinet. But it didn’t help: the bird kept right on swearing. The next day, the bird was even worse. So, as a last resort, Marty tossed it into his spacious Dometic freezer. After five minutes, all was quiet. Worried the bird might be freezing, Marty took it out. “I’m sorry,” confessed the suddenly polite bird. “I promise to never swear again.”

Marty was astonished. He couldn’t understand the change in attitude.

“By the way,” asked the parrot, “what did the chicken do?”

The Blonde and the Motor Home

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize label. She pulls off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”

The waitress runs over and says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”

The blonde replies, “No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”

By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize!”

Again the blonde says, “No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”

Wish and ye shall receive:

RVers passing through South Dakota with sore toes can find help 24 hours a day!

A RVing couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.

Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe. The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.

Then it was the husband’s turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, “Well, I’d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.

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The good ol’ days

A couple of elderly RVers who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their Airstream motorhome, when the wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her.

“Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight.

“And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the rear of the motorhome.

“Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” answered the husband, “I have to get my teeth.”

 

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