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The 82 Most Spooktacular Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Halloween is a fun-filled time of ghosts, ghouls, candy, and childish shouts of (Trick or Treat). Yet, it would not be complete without some extra funny knock-knock jokes!

To help get you into the spirit of things, no pun intended, we’ve compiled this list of noteworthy Knock Knock Jokes About Halloween. From aliens to ancient monsters, you’ll find every creature imaginable. And for those zombie enthusiasts, we even included them as well.

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1. “Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say, zombie?”

2. “Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al exchange your Nerds for MnMs.”

3. “Knock, Knock!! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost!”

4. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just my Halloween costume!”

5. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter unlock this door; I have Halloween jokes to share!”

6. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Turin. Turin who? I’m turin into a vampire this Halloween!”

7. “Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!”

8. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut be alarmed. Just wanted to wish you Happy Halloween!”

9. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!”

10. “Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a really bad Halloween Knock Knock joke!”

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11. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe please give me more candy?”

12. “Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Tad. Tad who? Tad old black magic is in the air!”

13. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!”

14. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Imogen. Imogen who? Imogen Halloween without trick or treating!”

15. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!”

16. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Gargoyle. Gargoyle who? Gargoyle with salt water if your throat’s sore after eating too much Halloween candy!”

17. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to open the door and give us candy?”

18. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?”

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19. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs you for letting me in!”

20. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce make this Halloween awesome!”

21. “Knock-knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frankenstein!”

22. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off of my candy.”

23. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and open it! There are trick-or-treaters knocking!”

24. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana to suck your blood!”

25. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Imogen. Imogen who? Imogen life without Halloween chocolate!”

26. “Knock, knock! Who’s there Bee. Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!”

27. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tyson. Tyson who? Tyson garlic around your neck to ward off vampires!”

28. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Vampire! Vampire who? Vampire state building!”

29. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!”

30. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda piece of Halloween candy?”

31. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jacklyn. Jacklyn who? Jacklyn Hyde!”

32. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee-ware, all the ghosts are out on Halloween!”

33. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Celeste! Celeste who? Celeste time I’m going to tell you it’s Halloween!”

34. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are?”

35. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al gives you a Snickers for a Kit Kat.”

36. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost stand over there and I’ll bring you some candy!”

37. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Falafel! Falafel who? Falafel off my bike and lost my Halloween candy!”

38. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Felix. Felix who? I Felix-Cited about Halloween!”

39. “Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? There’s a Harry monster coming to get you!”

40. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go trick or treating tonight?”

41. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Essen! Essen who? Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes!”

42. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.”

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43. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Twick. Twick who? Twick or Tweet!”

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44. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Fozzie! Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time, trick or treat!”

45. “Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up for trick or treaters.”

46. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very scary haunted house!”

47. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to get some Halloween candy!”

48. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for a full moon.”

49. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Getyur. Getyur who? Getyur fangs outta my neck!”

50. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Max. Max who? Max no difference, Trick-or-Treat!”

52. “Knock-knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo Who? Boo berry ice cream please.”

53. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze that monster over there?”

54. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Norma. Norma who? Normally I say trick or treat!”

55. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher candy in my bag please.”

56. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Twick. Twick who? Twick or tweet, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!”

57. “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Parton. Parton who? Parton me but it’s Halloween!”

58. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy Great Pumpkin come to my patch tonight?”

59. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Aida! Aida who? Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got a tummy ache!”

60. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chile! Chile who? Chile out tonight It is only Halloween!”

61. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chuck. Chuck who? Chuck and see if there are any zombies outside.”

62. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Cement. Cement who? Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!”

63. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo to you too!”

64. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott, who? Abbott time you opened this door! Now gimme some candy!”

65. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell who? Tinker Bell is out of order!”

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66. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?”

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67. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me my Halloween candy?”

68. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Wanted to know if you need broom service?”

69. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Which. Which who? Which witch can repair my wand?”

70. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? I Ben waiting to kiss a witch all year!”

71. “Knock! knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to get home?”

72. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the haunted cemetery?”

73. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Witches! Witches who? Witches way to the old haunted house!”

74. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch, witch is which?”

75. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? The witch is looking for her lost black cat!”

76. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Wiccan. Wiccan who? Wiccan go out trick-or-treating!”

77. “Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch is your favorite Halloween candy?”

78. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Cauldron. Cauldron who? I’m looking for my witches cauldron!”

79. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch Halloween costume are you wearing?”

80. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom do you think? It’s me witch, Hazel!”

81. “Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Conjuring spirits on my witch-e board.”

82. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oooh. Oooh, who? Oooh, beware it’s the witching hour!”

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Weren’t those Halloween Knock, Knock Jokes a blast? I bet they had you hooting and hollering from beginning to end!

Regardless of whether it’s October or not, you can keep them handy to get a good healthy laugh. You’ll more than likely have a hankering for something sweet and yummy as well. Spooking of witch, make sure and have that candy bowl beside you in case it should.