If you are over say the age of 30, you probably remember these fun candies called Laffy Taffy – they were fruity, chewy taffy that came in a pack that you would share with your family or friends. The candy is manufactured by Nestlé and is sold under their Willy Wonka brand.
One of the things that made Laffy Taffy so much fun when you are younger is that they had silly jokes inside the wrapper. So as you enjoy the fruity, sugary sweetness you read some silly jokes and have a good laugh!
Opening a Laffy Taffy wrapper and reading a joke is one of the most vivid memories many of me and my friends have from childhood.
Other candies or gum had jokes or stories (e.g. Bazooka Joe) but the Taffy Taffy ones were definitely the funniest ones, and the candy was really good too.
Warning – these are super silly jokes. Little kids will LOL and adults with a good sense of humor will enjoy them too. If you like to have a few jokes on hand to entertain your kids, while driving or waiting in lines somewhere, it’s a good idea to print this page and keep in your car.
The Funniest Laffy Taffy Wrapper Jokes
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hi, bud!
How do billboards talk?
Sign language
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom
Why Was The Cat Afraid Of The Tree?
Because of it’s bark!
Why Is A Bad Joke Like A Bad Pencil?
Because it has no point
What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons?
A sour puss
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What Kind Of Tree Grows In Your Hand?
A palmtree!
Why Couldn’t The Leopard Go On Vacation?
He couldn’t find the right spot!
What Did The Cheerleaders Say To The Ghost?
Show your spirit!
Why Couldn’t The Shoes Go Out And Play?
They were all tied up
What Foods Are Good For Young People?
The pro-teens!
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What Has No Legs But Can Do A Split?
A banana
What Room Can No One Enter?
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A mushroom
How Do You Communicate With A Fish?
You drop it a line
Where Does A Penguin Keep His Money?
A snow bank
What Do You Get If You Cross A Stereo And A Refrigerator?
Very cool music!
What Do You Call A Car That Never Stops?
Cargo!
How Did Dinosaurs Decorate Their Bedrooms?
With rep-tiles!
Where Did The Kittens Go On The Class Trip?
To the meowseum
What do you call a lazy bull?
A bulldozer
Why Do Hamburgers Fly South For The Winter?
So they don’t freeze their buns!
When Do You Stop At Green And Go At Red?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
What type of brief packs a punch?
A boxer brief
What type of store do apes own?
Monkey business
What 3 letters hold a lot of data?
USB
What type of bug has good etiquette?
A lady bug
Why do bananas like gymnastics?
They like doing the splits
How should you greet women’s shoes?
Hi, heels
What’s a top you can’t wear?
A laptop
What did the Brittish umpire say to the batter?
Europe
What bow cannot be tied?
A rainbow
How is a bad joke like a broken pencil?
They have no point
What button can’t unbutton?
Your belly button
What toons do cows enjoy?
Moo-sic
What type of check has no money?
spell-check
Which sport involves the most chewing?
Gumball
What does a cold stereo play?
Cool music
What type of doctor can work in an auto body shop?
A dent-ist
What kind of tree grows in your hand.
A palm tree
When are rip tides dangerous?
Current-ly
What can open doors and is full of letters?
Keys
What do people and trees each have?
Roots
What kind of tree survives without water?
A family tree
How does a tree go home when it is ready? It leaves.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket
What kind of tree grows in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
So they don’t freeze their buns!
What Do You Get When You Have A Cat That Eats Lemons?
A sour puss
When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you’re eating a watermelon!
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
What did the cheerleaders say to the ghost?
Show your spirit!
What foods are good for young people?
The pro-teens!
Why couldn’t the leopard go on vacation?
He couldn’t find the right spot!
Why couldn’t the shoes go out and play?
They were all tied up
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom
What has no legs but can do a split?
A banana
What did one campfire say to the other?
Let’s go out one of these days!
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line
Where does a penguin keep his money?
A snow bank
What do you get if you cross a stereo and a refrigerator?
Very cool music!
What do you call a car that never stops?
Cargo!
How did dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms?
With rep-tiles!
Where did the kittens go on the class trip?
To the meowseum
What falls down but never gets hurt?
Snow!
What planet is like a circus?
Saturn, it has three rings!
What’s a parasite?
A site you see in Paris
Why don’t trees use the train?
They can never decide on a root.
How can hurricanes see?
They have eyes
What do you call a lease of false teeth?
A dental rental
Why do phones ring?
Because they can’t talk!
What did the finger say to the thumb?
I’m totally in glove with you dear
Why did the man throw his margarine?
He wanted to see the butter fly
Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map.
Why did the ghost float across the road? Because he couldn’t walk.
How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What is a good spot for a taste bud?
I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue
What do you call the King’s rabbit?
The hare to the throne
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What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells
What happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair?
You rock to the beat
What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion?
A grape nobody picks on
What kind of star could hurt you?
A shooting star
What has four legs and goes booo?
A cow with a cold
What is a caterpillar afraid of?
A dogerpillar!
What do you get when you cross a shark and ‘flipper’?
A fat shark
What did the lamp say to the other lamp?
You turn me on
Which are the stronger days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
Which runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot, everyone can catch a cold
What’s yellow and writes?
A ballpoint banana
Why did the farmer yell at the grape?
Because it was being un-rasin-able
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Why did the PC go to the doc?
It had a virus
What did the horse say when he fell down?
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher
Why are Florida hotels so nice?
The amanatees
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Why did the phones break-up?
There was no connection
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the chicken
What did the man say when the picture fell on his head?
I’ve been framed!
Why did the chicken go to the library?
To check out a bawk, bawk, bawk,bawk
If a woodchuck had a name, what would it be?
Chuck Wood
Did you hear about the mummies who went to the theater?
They gave the actors’ stage fright
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip
Where do pigs park their cars?
In a porking lot
Why do winners always win?
It beats me
What moth is really huge?
A mam-moth
How do potatoes solve fights?
They hash it out
How is a USB like an elephant?
They both have memory skills
Why did the traffic light turn red?
It was embarrassed to change in the street
What did the miner think about this joke?
He dug it
Why did the GPS coordinate get kicked out of class?
He had a bad lattitude
What did they call the girl born at the beach? Sandy
Why didn’t the guitar player eat the whole apple?
Too hard core
Why did the cable get sad?
His phone friend went wireless.
What has a neck, no head and wears a cap?
A bottle
How do social turtles communicate?
Snappy-chat
Why do fish always sing off key?
Because you can’t tuna fish
Who has the strongest underwear?
Arnold Short-sineger
What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus
Why did the elephant decide not to move?
Because he couldn’t lift his trunk
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Video: Laffy Taffy Joke Fail
Laffy Taffy Joke Fail. Laffy Taffy jokes are the best, until you don’t understand them, then they are the worst. This clip is really funny and I can almost guarantee you will LOL!
Hope you enjoyed these Laffy Taffy Jokes. My favorite flavor is still the Cherry. And Banana is number two!
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