Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
They use fowl language
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Goblet
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected fowl play
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
How do Rednecks celebrate Thanksgiving?
Pump kin!
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A Har-VEST
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing! Wing!
What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play
What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?
Pilgrammar
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
Pil-grimace.
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Pilgrimage
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot
Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey
Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
When do you serve tofu turkey?
Pranksgiving
What did sick people do on the Mayflower?
They went to the dock!
If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar ships
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off
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