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83 Humorous Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

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Happy Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

When we are celebrating our birthdays, we want them to be full of great entertainment, amazing jokes, and great laughter. Birthday knock-knock jokes are a great way to achieve all these served on one plate. They are great for kids, teens and adults can try them too.

These jokes are super fun to conduct and they help us connect with our friends, family, and loved ones. The best thing about these jokes is that they are easy to remember and you can use them over and over again. You will have everyone laughing their heads off with these hilarious jokes.

So, make sure you include some in your birthday celebrations. It will be an experience that you and your guests will never forget! Below is a collection of some of the funniest, silly and entertaining birthday knock knock jokes for your birthday celebration.

The Funniest Birthday Knock Knock Jokes

1.”Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Alligator who?

Alligator something nice for her birthday”


2.”Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Bertha who?

Bertha day greetings to you.”


3. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Osborn who?

Osborn today – and wish me a happy birthday! ”


4. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Happy who?

Happy birthday! ”

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5. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream for my birthday, please!”


6. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Honeydew who?

Honeydew you please stop knocking on my door?”


7. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ida May!

Ida May who? I didn’t know you could yodel!”


8. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Teacher who?

Teacher, it’s time to wake up! It’s your birthday!”


9. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Cherry who?

Cherry chance I’ll tell you my birthday wish!”


10. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Sue who?

Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!”

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11. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Art who?

Art you going to a birthday party?”


12. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abbie and Mannie.

Abbie and Mannie who?

Abbie birthday and Mannie happy returns.”


13. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Queen of Sheba.

Queen of Sheba who?

Queen of Sheba has a birthday – happy birthday!”


14. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Iva who?

Iva a birthday present for you!”

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15. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Beth who?

Beth you give me a birthday present?”


16. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

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Wanda birthday party!”


17. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Donna who?

Donna you want me to bring a present?”


18. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Bo-peep who?

Bo-peep your birthday presents!”


19. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Harrigan who?

Harrigan you to go ask the baker for a cake! It’s your birthday!”


20. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Cupid who?

Cupid you happy birthday?”


21. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hippo who?

Hippo birthday to you…”


22. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Organ who?

Organ-ize a party, it’s my birthday! ”


23. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

Wanda you a happy birthday?”


24.” Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Tulip who?

Tulip happy birthday!”


25 “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Tutu who?

Tutu happy birthday to you!”


26. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Queenie who?

Queenie your cake – it looks delicious!”


27. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Teacher who?

It’s your birthday – happy birthday!”


28. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Doris who?

Doris day is your birthday!”


29.” Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hootie who?

Hootie-bye – happy birthday!”


30. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Walter and June.

Walter and June who?

We’re having a birthday party – come join us!”


31. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Boris who?

Boris the birthday boy!”


32. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Eddie who?

Eddie you want to come to my birthday party?”


33. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Cupcake who?

Happy cupcake – happy birthday!”


34. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Candace who?

Candace you to my birthday party!”


35. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ruthie who?

I just heard someone at your door – it must be Ruthie with a

special delivery!”


36. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Butterfly who?

Happy birthday, Butterfly!”


37. “Fault, knock.

Who’s there?


Diane who?

I’m having a birthday party – you should come!”


38. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Edna who?

No one knows it yet, but Edna will be turning one!”


39. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Nica who?

I know all about your birthday Wish – happy birthday!”


40. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Toni Lee.

Toni Lee who?

Toni Lee birthday party is about to start – come join the fun!”


41. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Pamela who?

Happy Pamela – happy birthday!”


42.”Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hughie who?

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Happy Hughie – happy birthday!”


44.”Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Aurora who?

Are you coming to my birthday party?”


45. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Birthday! Birthday who?

Happy birthday!”


46. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bea. Bea who?

Bea you at my birthday party!”


47. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Miranda who?

I’m having a birthday and you’re invited to the party!”


48. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Beer who?

Beer-thday greetings!”


49. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Ben who?

Ben over and get your birthday bumps!”


50. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Mark who?

Mark your calendars… my birthday’s just around the corner!”


51. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!”


52. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Omar who?

Omar gosh, it’s your birthday!”


53. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday.”


54.”Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tequila. Tequila who?

Tequila got a cold one waiting for my birthday!”


55. “Knock Knock!

Who’s there??


Daisies who???

Thank you for flowers on my birthday!!”


56. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Dishes who?

Dishes time for my birthday treat!”


57. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there? Orange juice.

Orange juice who?

I wouldn’t touch my birthday treats if you paid me!”


58. “Knock knock!

Who’s There?


Amber who?

Amber glad you’re having a happy birthday!”


59. “Knock knock!

Who’s There?


Pat who?

Pat your back for me, it’s your birthday!”


60. “Knock knock!

Who’s There?


Tank who?

No one can hear you knock, it’s your birthday!”


61.” Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Frosty who?

Frosty the Snowman and he wants to wish you a happy birthday!


62. “Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Jingle Bells.

Jingle Bells who?

Jingle all the way to your birthday party!”


63.” Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Milkshake who?

“Happy Birthday! Here’s a milkshake to help you celebrate!”


64. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Mustard who?

I’m here to help you celebrate your birthday with some mustard!”


65. “Knock, knock! Who’s there?


Noodle who?

It’s time for some birthday noodles!”


66.”Knock, knock! Who’s there?

Party. Party who?

“Happy Birthday! It’s time to party!”


67. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Peach who?

“It’s time to eat peaches because it’s your birthday!”


68 “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Beef who?

Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!”

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69 “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Isthmus who?

Isthmus be your birthday!”


70 ” Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Dumbbell who?

Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock!”


71. “Knock, knock! Who’s there?


Pecan who?

I wish you many more pecan years of happiness!”


72. “Knock, knock! Who’s there?


Teacher who?

It’s time to teach you how to celebrate your birthday!”


73. “Knock, knock! Who’s there?


Wine who?

You’re never too old for a little wine on your birthday!”


74. “Knock, knock! Who’s there?


Queen who?

Queen of clubs wants to wish you a happy birthday!”


75. “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Egg who?

It’s your birthday, so here’s an egg for you!”


76. ” Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Pizza who?

Pizza party for your birthday!”


77. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pasta who?

No one can resist pasta on their birthday!”


78. “knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Old Glory. Old Glory who?

Happy Birthday Old Glory!”


79. “Knock Knock!

Who’s There?


Banana who?

Happiness is a banana inside your birthday cake.”


80. “Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Candle who?

Happy birthday little candle!”


81. ” Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Cupcake who?

I hope you have a cupcake on your birthday!”


82. ” Knock, knock! Who’s there?


Ginger who?

I can’t wait to celebrate your birthday with you!”


83.”Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ice Cream.

Ice Cream who?

Its time for ice cream… on your birthday!”

Summary of our favorite Knock Knock Jokes for Birthdays

Birthday knock-knock jokes are wonderful ways to teach children “just in time” language. Because the jokes are short, they can be used when you’re not sure if your child is listening (hehe) because it’s quick and adds a surprise element much like any knock-knock joke.

Additionally, they are great ice breakers and can help to liven up a party or gathering – especially if you’re the guest of honor! The above birthday knock-knock jokes will undoubtedly make your birthday memorable.



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