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The Best Bible Knock Knock Jokes

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The Best Bible Knock Knock Jokes

If you think that the normal dad jokes are the ones to crack your libs, wait until you hear a bible joke or a knock-knock joke related to the Heavenly Father. Bible knock-knock jokes are the best way to teach the scripture to children while making them feel entertained. These religious jokes also make us adults grin for what seems like an eternity while bringing laughter in our daily lives in the best way possible.

Not only will these bible knock-knock jokes put a smile on your face before Bible study, but they will have you teaching a message of peace while passing jokes to others at the church. Below is a collection of the funniest and most entertaining Bible knock-knock jokes.

73 Funny Bible Knock-Knock Jokes

1. “Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door.”

2. “Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Holier!
Holier who?
I’m holier than you.”

3. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Father.
Father who?
Father, son, holy, spirit.”

4. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Heaven! Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!”

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5. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah! Noah who?
I Noah guy if you need an Ark!”

6. “Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look-eth tired!”

7. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abraham, don’t tell lies!”

8. “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
God.”
God who?!
Good bye, see you later!”

9. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
I’saac, you were with me in my dreams last night!”

10. “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jonah!
Jonah who?
Jonah to your heart, I’m going to blow!”

11. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Berry!
Berry who?
Berry me how to get into the pearly gates!”

12. “Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way I’m sharing my umbrella with you!”

13. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Boo-urns!
Boo-urns Who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!”

14. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moses! Moses who?Moses your jacket or you’ll get cold.”

15. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Mable! Mable Who?
Mable, You Love Jesus As I Do!”

16. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eve!
Eve who?
Eve got your tongue?”

17. “Knock knock!”
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way I missed you!”

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18. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Abraham!
Abraham who?
Abraham, can anyone get in?”

19. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Godfrey.
Godfrey who?
Godfrey the door and let us in!”

20. “knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jason Bourne!
Jason Bourne who?
A Bourne again Christian that’s who.”

21. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow White and the seven dwarfs!
“Snow White and the seven dwarfs who?
“All I got to say is one word…Dwarf.”

22. “knock knock.
who’s there?
the lord,
the lord who?
the lord has spoken!”

23. “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady Lord
I didn’t know you could yodel!”

24. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
AARON joke, I thought you knew!”

25. Knock knock!
Who’s there? Hannah.
Hannah who? Anna and Elsa and snow and ice!”

26. “Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in your house!”

27. “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moses! Moses who?
Moses, you have to let me in your house!”

28. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Yahweh, Yahweh Who?
Yahweh the door before I freeze to death!”

29. “Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Moses and Noah and Adam and Eve and everyone else in the world that I don’t like.
Moses and Noah and Adam and Eve and everyone else in the world that I don’t like who?
Moses, open the door!”

30. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery big storm, isn’t it?”

31. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isis.
Isis who?
Isis-ing for my life out here!”

32. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
David!
David who?
David looking at me like that!”

33. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Anana! Anana who?
Anana-me bananas about being left out of the knock-knock joke fun!

34. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
I don’t know, you tell me.”

35. “Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
No, he’s not the one in the boat!”

36. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Pope!
Pope who?
I don’t know, you tell me.”

37. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
David
David who?
David up and let us into your house!”

38. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
“Not the Jews Again!”

39. “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Oh, I just heard a great knock-knock joke! Turn your ear this way…”

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40. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Naomi.
Naomi who?
Naom in and we can talk about”

41. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Jehovah!
Jehovah who?
I didn’t let you in, so you should know my name by now!”

42. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Jairus!
Jairus who?
Jaison to Jesus or he isn’t going to make it!”

43. “Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jarom!
Jarom who?
Hey, I’m Heber, not Jairus!”
44. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Woe!
Woe who?
Woe is us all if you don’t let me in your house!”
45. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Noah.
Noah who?
I knew you’d say that!”

46. “Knock Knock!”
Who’s There?
Shadrach!
Shadrach who?
Shadrach me out of this cold winter weather!”
47. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Pharaoh!
Pharaoh who?
Didn’t your mother teach you any manners?”
48. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Hagar!
Hagar who?
I’m not Hagar, I’m Haggai and you better let me in before I freeze to death!”
49. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ahab!
Ahab who?
I don’t know, you tell me.”
50. “Knock knock
Who’s There?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah how long this storm is going to last!”

51. “Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Elijah!
Elijah who?
Elijah for too long without any food or water!”

52. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Joseph!
Joseph who?
Joseph your hand out of that hole so I can get some fresh air in here!”

53. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Moses!
Moses who?
Moses to the window and see if Uncle Mordecai is out there with some goodies for us!”

54. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Elijah.
Elijah who?
Elijah is going to be a long trip and we might as well get some sleep.”

55. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Noah!
Noah who?
Noah chance of getting out of this alive!”

56. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There? Lazarus!
Lazarus who?
Lazarus to the door, I’m coming!”

57. “Knock, knock.”
Who’s there?”
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah bit by a poisonous snake!”

58. “Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Joel!
Joel who?
Joels the only one here with a sense of humor!”

59. “Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Elijah!
Elijah who?
Elijah is my shepherd, I shall not want.”

60. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Jeremiah!
Jeremiah who?
Jeremiah is a buckwheat cake, it’s no use to ask!”

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61. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath anyone here to talk to a guy named David?”

62. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Gideon!
Gideon who?
I’m Gideon to be out here in the dark all by myself!”

63.” Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Jacob!
Jacob who?
That’s a nice name, don’t you think so?
Yes, but it sounds like the punch-line to an ungodly knock-knock joke.”

64. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Moses!
Moses who?
Moses to the door and open it up; we’re all freezing out here.”

65. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Jonah!
Jonah who?
Jonah to you too buddy, now let us in!”

66. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Joseph!
Joseph who?
Joseph me a sweater, it’s freezing in here!”

67. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Joshua!
Joshua who?
Oh, just Joshua it.. no need to be so formal.”

68. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Micah!
Micah who?
Micah through the roof if I knew there was a good joke in here somewhere!”

69.” Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Ruth!
Ruth who?
Ruth me a few minutes more, I haven’t finished making this chair.”

70. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Peter!
Peter who?
Peter through the roof if you can tell me one of those knock-knock jokes in this book!”

71. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Philistine!
Philistine who?
Philistine to worry about everything, just let it be.”

72. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Prodigal!
Prodigal who?
I’ll take the first choice and say that the prodigal son has returned!”

73. “Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Rahab!
Rahab who?
Rahab bar and grill been here for a long time, but don’t worry it leaves you full.”

Summary of Bible Knock Knock Jokes

Bible knock-knock jokes are the best if you want to make your kiddos laugh while teaching the scripture at the same time. Knock-knock jokes are very interactive and children respond to telling a knock-knock joke that they are familiar with. I am sure these jokes will get you a lot of laughs with your kids, or even at church!

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