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90 Irresistible Knock Knock Jokes about Food

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The Most Irresistible Knock Knock Food Jokes

There’s nothing funnier than a knock, knock joke. Especially those about food and everything scrumptious. Whether you are a chocoholic or lover of food they’ll entice your sweet tooth and inner grub yearning.

Below you will find a delightful collection of tasty and downright funny foody knock, knock jokes. We’ve included something from every food group, both healthy and not so healthy.

Approved for any and all ages, we present you with our corny, yet tasteful Knock, Knock Food Jokes.

Best Knock, Knock Jokes About Food

1. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!”

2. “KNOCK-KNOCK Who’s there? Ice-cream soda. Ice-cream soda who? ICE-SCREAM SODA WHOLE WORLD CAN HEAR ME!”

3. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup and I’ll tell you!”

4. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Bison! Bison who? Bison girl scout cookies!”

5. “KNOCK-KNOCK! Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? There’s muffin the matter with me. I’m doing fine!”

6. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lemon Meringue. Lemon Meringue who? Lemon Meringue the bell, but nobody answered!”

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7. “KNOCK-KNOCK! Who’s there? Loaf! Loaf who? I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.”

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8. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter bring an umbrella it looks like rain.”

9. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Mabel! Mabel who? Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings!”

10. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Water! Water who? “Water-way to answer the door!” “Water you doing today?”

11. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Cash! Cash who? No thanks, but I’ll take some peanuts!”

12. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda please.”

13. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!”

14. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Four Eggs! Four Eggs who? Four Eggs ample!”

15. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”

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16. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with ya soon!”

17. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Abbott. Abbott who? Abbott time to eat isn’t it?”

18. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pudding! Pudding who? Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!”

19. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby good if you give me candy.”

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20. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Rice!Rice, who? Rice to meet you!”

21. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Eclair! Eclair who? “Eclair the room because this French pastry is da bomb.” “I Eclair war.”

22. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alba. Alba who?Alba in the kitchen if you need me!”

23. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Soup. Soup who? Soup-er man.”

24. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Alva. Alva who? Alva another piece please!”

25. “Knock. knock. Who’s there? Stew! Stew who? Stew cold out here, let me in!”

26. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Sultan. Sultan who? Sultan pepper!”

27. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any peanut butter more cookies?”

28. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Sweden. Sweden Who? Can You Sweden My Coffee?”

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29. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Olive. Olive Who? Olive You!”

30. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!”

31. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Pasta. Pasta who? Pass the Pizza we’re hungry!”

32. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Omelette! Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look.”

33. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Pete. Pete who? Pete-za delivery!”

34. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Candy! Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?”

35. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Plato. Plato who? Plato fish and chips please.”

36. “Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Waffle! Waffle who? Stop waffling around and open the door!”

37. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Theresa. Theresa who? Theresa fly in my soup!”

38. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cookie! Cookie who? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!”

39. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Halibut! Halibut who? Halibut going out for a burger.”

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40. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Curry. Curry who? Curry this cake to the table so we can start the party.”

41. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zac Zac who? Zac of candy in my pocket.”

42. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Falafel. Falafel who? Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.”

43. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pork. Pork who? Put a pork-cork in it and open up.”

44. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho cheese!”

45. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Waiter! Waiter who? Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!”

46. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you.”

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47. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah place that serves good pizza?”

48. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yogurt. Yogurt who? Yogurt to love my jokes!”

49. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta la vista, baby.”

50. “Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Jello. Jello who? Jello copter!”

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51. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You. You who? That’s my favorite kind of milk.”

52. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? U-8! U-8 who? U-8 my lunch.”

53. “Knock. Knock! Who’s there? Grove. Grover who? Grover there and get me a cookie.”

54. “Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Wok! Wok who? I wanna Wok and Roll all night. And party every day.”

55. “Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond eggs for breakfast please!”

56. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cashew. Cashew who? Bless you!”

57. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive grandma’s stuffing too!”

58. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Irish stew. Irish stew, who? Irish stew in the name of the law.”

59. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? King Tut. King Tut who?King Tut-key fried chicken!”

60. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? I’ll tell you when up ketchup to me!”

“Fruit & Veggie Knock Knock Jokes”

61. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.”

62. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tom. Tom who? Tomato sauce counts as a veggie.”

63. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Philip. Philip who? Philip the basket with apples, please.”

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64. “KNOCK-KNOCK. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas to meet you.”

65. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there! Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

66. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Please Lettuce in!”

67. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.”

68. “Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Potatoes don’t have a last name, silly!”

69. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?”

70. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Figs! Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.”

71. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Parsley! Parsley who? Parsley the sauce please!”

72. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed!”

73. “Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me”

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74. “Knock knock Who’s there? Leek! Leek who? Leek father like son the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

75. “Knock Knock! Who’s There? Turnip! Turnip who? Turnip the radio please!”

76. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Carrot! Carrot who? Do you even carrot all?”

77. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, that’s my favorite song!”

78. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Celery! Celery who? If you don’t raise my celery, I quit.”

79. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli Who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.”

80. “Knock Knock! Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas pass the butter.”

81. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ha. Ha, who? Ha, ha, that’s berry funny!”

82. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce come to your birthday party!”

83. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it snowed?”

84. “Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Fly. Fly who? There’s a fly in my pumpkin soup!”

85. Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice to meet you!”

86. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pears. Pears who? Pears the party!”

87. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean cooking string beans all day.”

88. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fruit. Fruit who? Fruit (root) for the underdog.”

89. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi walk to the store?”

90. “Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kale! Kale who? Why don’t you ever kale me?”

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Summary of Our Knock Knock Food Jokes

Are you hungry yet? So am I! Those Knock-Knock Jokes About Food are enough to make anyone’s tummy rumble after you have stopped laughing.

All that talk about ice cream, pizza, and such is oh, so inviting.

The next time the foodie monster is on the attack, revisit the above list for a good laugh or two. And, if your sweet tooth kicked in but you want something healthy, try #63 (apple knock-knock).

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