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The Ultimate Collection of Knock Knock Jokes

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Ultimate Guide to Knock Knock Jokes

The Ultimate Collection of Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat’s why I dawk dis way.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Moira. Moira, who?
Moira Easter Bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie, who?
Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub — I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old man who can’t reach the doorbell

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.

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Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Police let us in; it’s cold out here.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there? Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes me.
Who ish you?

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen down to tie my shoe.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam, my finger is stuck in the door!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive Olive who?
Olive Harry Potter!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you’ll Twip!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yodalahi
Yodalahi who?
Hey man, why are you yodeling?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Would
Would who?
Would you like to let me in now?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom vroom

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you answering the door for?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
You don’t who, owls do!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris Who?
Doris open. Come on in.
Will you know me tomorrow?
Yes.
Will you know me next week?
Yes.
Will you know me next year?
Yes.
Will you know me in two years?
Yes.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?
I thought you said you’d know me?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling these knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket!
Have you seen Pinocchio?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing’ Along…

Knock Knock?
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
You just said it!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a little kiss and let’s Joe places!

Knock-knock. Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
What are you, some kind of owl?

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Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t close

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bow! Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Never
Never who?
Never mind

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Omelet
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look!

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
I butter not tell you

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the TV, it’s going to rain tomorrow.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
I see your underwear

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Closure Closure who?
Closure mouth when you’re eating!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dime
Dime who?
Dime to tell another knock-knock joke

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icon
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Despair
Despair who?
Despair tire is flat

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I used
I used who?
I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can’t!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vitamin
Vitamin who?
Vitamin in for a party!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the internet!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disney.
Disney who?
I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney (dizzy HA, HA)!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argue Argue who?
Are you going to let me in or not!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tick.
Tick who?
Tick ’em up. I’m a tig tad towboy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby or not to be!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie-Who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again. OUCH!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Donna
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben Dover.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who Olive you

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Old lady
Old lady who I didn’t know you could yodel

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me and find out.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot is caught in the door

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Lemonade.
Lemonade Who?
Lemonade me introduce you to my friend!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis-see!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nanny.
Nanny who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aunty.
Aunty who?
Aunty you sick of Nanny!!!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle, I can hear you

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo, who?
Cargo vroom vroom on the bunnies!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don’t cry, the Easter Bunnies will come back next year!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
One shoe
One shoe who?
One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mama
Mama who?
Mama, please open the door!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Phyllis.
Philips who?
Philips up a cup of water!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOOO!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luck.
Luck who?
Luck through the key hole and you’ll find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver across the road from you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

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