Goat Jokes – Quickies
What do you call an unemployed goat?
What do you call a goat at sea?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the kid
What do you call a goat that lip syncs?
The Deep Hole
Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out.
When they look down, they are surprised to find they can’t see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen… Nothing. One of them says, “Man, that’s a deep hole!”
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently… They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them!
They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say,
“Boy that was close! We’d better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!”.
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
“Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?”, one of the men asked. The farmer replies, “Yeah, why do you ask?” The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said, “Well boys, I don’t think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block.”
Guy gets ship wrecked on an island. He finds that is it inhabited by all males.
After a couple of days, he asks what they do for fun, and the men tell him, that once a month, they go to the back of the island, take a rowboat, and go to the island across the bay that has goats on it, and they have their way with them.
The guy is in disbelief, and says “I’ll pass on that”
A few months go by, and the day of the trip across the island, he is the first on the boat, and the first one out of the boat when they get there, and runs up and starts making love to this goat. Well, all the rest of the guys are laughing their head off.
He turns and asks what the hell are they laughing at, and the guys says, “Well, you were the first to get out here, and you picked the UGLIEST goat.”
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