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Last Request

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.

"Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.

"Yes," replied the murderer.  "Will you hold my hand?"

Have a Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you


The Hanging

The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff,

"Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?"

"Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."


A man was calling on his best friend to pay his condolence the day after his friend's wife death.

He knocked on the door, but he got no answer. So he decided to go in and see if everything was all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room having sex with the maid.

"Jack", said the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looked up and said, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"


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