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The Funniest Dinosaur Jokes

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If you are looking for some funny jokes about Dinosaur’s, we have the best list on the net! These will make little kids laugh and adults love them too.

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The Best Dinosaur Jokes

Short Dinosaur Jokes, Puns and One-Liners

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: Why did the dinosaur get in the bed ?
A: Because he was tired!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!

Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!

Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ?
A: I’msosaurus

Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks …?
A: A dinobore!

Q: What was T. rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper ?
John: What good would that do, she can’t read!

Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath !

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

  Kids Excuse Notes

Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up!

Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?

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Q: What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!

Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house can’t jump!

Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

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Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !

Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken wasn’t around yet!

Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterosaur using the bathroom?
A. Because the “p” is silent!

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !

Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!

Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What was T-rex’s favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator ?
A: Look for footprints in the pizza !

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Q: What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?
A: She had to bring it back!

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl!

Q: What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
A: A Pleaseyosaur

Johnny: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?
Billy: He didn’t, the chicken crossed the road .
Johnny: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?
Billy: To get away from the Triceratops !

Q: How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed ?
A: Your nose hits the ceiling!

Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ?
A: Because there was something fishy about it!

Q: What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?
A: Eileen (I lean)!

Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother .
Mother: That’s no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl !

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
A: A dinoscore!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!

Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

  The Best Nun Jokes

Q: What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?
A: A dino-see-saur !

Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!

Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook !

Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs!

Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!

Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !

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Q: What do you call a fossil that just lies there?
A: Lazy Bones!

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars?
A: Because Tyrannosaurs wrecks! (Rex)

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Q: What’s a dinosaur’s favorite website?
A: Thesaurus

Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Top

Q. What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
A. Comet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? A: Jurassic Pork

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater

Q: Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?
A: Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).

Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!