A mouse is a small animal with soft fur and a long tail. It has four short legs, two large ears, and round eyes with thick eyelashes. A mouse has whiskers on its face and sometimes on the end of its long tail.
Are you looking for some mouse jokes – good because we have you covered!
Our list has a variety of mouse jokes include mouse and cheese, mouse puns, and even silly mice jokes.
The Funniest Mouse Jokes
What did the man say when he got fired from his job as a rodent keeper?
“I’m not going to be a Mice Guy anymore.”
Why are mice scared of swimming in the water?
Because of all the catfish in it!
Which mouse was a Roman leader and emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What did Mickey Mouse feel like when he spun around too many times?
He felt Disney
How would you know that it is very chilly at Disney World?
When Donald Duck can be spotted wearing pants!
Why does Mickey laugh at jokes about Disney?
Because they are Goofy.
What is a mouse’s favorite type of cheese?
Mouseralla
What is a mouse called who is great at sword fighting?
A Mouseketeer
What does a mouse do to get rid of callouses on its feet?
They use a pu-mice
What is the gray and hairy thing growing on the face of a mouse?
Mouse-tache
What is a mysterious mouse with a hidden identity known as?
An anony-mouse
Why do mice stay inside when the sky is overcast with clouds?
Because it might rain cats and dogs
How can you make a drowning mouse recover after saving him?
By using the mouse to mouse resuscitation
What will happen if you can make mice dance to your tunes?
You will have a mice-tro
What is a mouse that is always outside on the roads called?
A roadent
Why did the mouse get arrested?
He was caught stealing mouse-tard
What did the pastor say to the mouse who hadn’t visited the Church for quite a long period of time?
“I want to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What game do most baby mice like to play with their friends?
The hide and squeak game
What should you say to a mouse if you take a picture of them?
“Say cheese!”
What do mice do when it is mid of December?
They exchange Chris-mouse cards
Why did the mouse scream when he broke his tooth?
Because he has hard cheese
What is the ideal cozy type of house for a small, furry mouse?
Cottage cheese
What do mice say to each other when they meet for the very first time?
It is so mice to meet you!
What type of music is a mouse’s least favorite in the entire world?
Trap music
Why did the computer squeak?
Because someone accidentally stepped on its mouse
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t walk, drink, or eat?
A computer mouse
What is the name of the popular German mouse who launched a supermarket?
Stuart Lidl
Where do most posh and rich mice go to when they need a hotel room?
The Stilton
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Why was the mouse thrown out of the exam hall when the exam was in process?
Because he was cheesing.
Why was the mouse laughing so hard at the mice joke?
Because he was a-moused.
What does the early bird say when they spot a mouse? I will have to cheese my prey.
Computer Mouse Jokes
If the computer had been a human, the mouse would be its favorite pet. Here is a list of digital rodent jokes and mouse humor about the computer mouse that doesn’t bite. In this computer mouse joke list, you will even find some mouse riddles.
Why does Edward Scissorhands dislike using computer mouses?
He always uses the shortcut keys
What did the angry anony-mouse say when the cursor asked about his identity?
I am the only mouse that clicks
Why can a mouse never let go of a PC?
Because its tail is always stuck in a monitor
What interface was made in medieval times with the help of a mouse made from dragon poop?
The ‘dragon drop’ interface
What does a computer mouse say when you give it a cookie?
Can you use it for your browsing?
What does Mickey Mouse love to eat with Minnie Mouse?
Mice cream!
What did it feel like for Mickey when he first laid eyes on Minnie?
He fell in glove at first sight
What type of house does Minnie Mouse prefer to live in?
One that is squeaky clean
How does Mickey feel when he and Minnie get into a terrible argument?
He feels mouse-rable
What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite game to play in his pastime?
Minnie golf
What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite vehicle to drive?
A Minnie van
What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite gadget for browsing the net and watching videos online?
An iPad Minnie!
Why did Mickey Mouse build a rocket to visit space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
What did Minnie Mouse say when she spilled her milk?
It Disney matter. I’ll get myself another glass.
What did the doctor say to his patient who complained about having hallucinations about Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse?
How long do these Disney spells last for?
Why did Minnie Mouse want to practice white magic?
She wanted to learn Disney spells
What does Mickey say to his friends when they have some mice news to share with him?
Tell me! I am all ears.
Why did Minnie Mouse lose the snowball fight after getting hit first?
Because Donald Ducked
What do you call a mouse that is very tech-savvy?
A computer mouse
What do you call a mouse that plays videogames all day?
A gaming mouse
What is a computer mouse s favorite thing to eat?
Microchips
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?
Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is a mouse’s favorite record?
‘Please cheese me’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
Which state is Mickey Mouse’s favorite place to visit?
Minniesota
Why does Mickey Mouse celebrate the 31 December grandly with his friends every year?
Because it is New Ears Eve!
What is the favorite musical instrument of a mouse?
The mouse-organ
How did the mice in the house communicate when the homeowner got a cat?
The mice communicated by using Mouse Code of dots, dashes, and squeaks
What did the mouse and his wife do after they fought over who will eat the cheese?
They compro-miced and had half of it each
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What does Mickey say to his friends when they have some mice news to share with him?
Tell me! I am all ears.
Why did Minnie Mouse lose the snowball fight after getting hit first?
Because Donald Ducked
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